Jumpy's Links - Battle of the Sexes - Women's Theory on Thongs

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                      <p class="style1">Thongs were invented long, long ago, by uninhibited, sexually starved, innovative women, for the sole purpose of being worn by men. Of course, women, being ever so considerate of man's overly sensitive nature, led him to believe it was his idea.<p></p>
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                      <p class="style1"> Several hundred years later, men finally joined the sexual revolution, convincing themselves that thongs were indeed sexy. Bolstering their courage they timidly asked women to wear thongs too. As usual, the ever accommodating finer sex abandoned all misgivings and agreed to wear the horribly misdesigned and extremely uncomfortable butt floss - single handedly ensuring peace on earth.</p>
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<p align="center" class="style1">So now you know........<br>
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