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Well you've all heard the story about Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
that never has been told.
Well you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard nothin' yet
About that crazy Christmas that the North Pole can't forget.
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Rudolph was under the weather. He had to call in sick.
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks.
He said "Santa's really countin' on me and I hate to pass the buck".
Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way" and he jumped in his pickup truck.
When Leroy got to the North Pole all the reindeer snickered and laughed.
They'd never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere tractor hat.
But Santa stepped in and said "Just calm down
'cause we've all got a job to do and like it or not, Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leadin' you". |
And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal two steppin' all across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with the rebel yell
and made history that night.
Before that night was over
Leroy had changed their tune
He had them scootin' a hoof on every single roof by the light of a neon moon
Santa wrapped his bag with the dixie flag he as having the time of his life
You could here him call Merry Christmas Y'all
And to all of y'all a goodnight.
And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal two steppin' all across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night
He mixed jingle bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night
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